AlphaNova
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My thunderbolt will pierce the heavens! Row row fight the powah.
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Post by AlphaNova on Jan 3, 2013 10:03:21 GMT -5
... I don't even know what to say anymore.
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Post by Byulli on Jan 3, 2013 14:55:38 GMT -5
Too long to read.... I'm not focused enough....
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Zura
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So I jumped above him, and I sh*t you not, he foot dived me with his head!
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Post by Zura on Jan 3, 2013 19:26:25 GMT -5
I stayed a night at the magic city's inn. It wasn't the best, but I was tired as hell. Being around noisy academy students wasn't exactly helping either. The next morning I made my way to the outdoor bar near the outskirts of town. Huh... looks like Gilbert was okay after all. There he was, all lively and back to his old self again, hitting on.. a basilisk. To be precise, the basilisk is the most popular professor in the academy. As Gilbert made his approaches, one line of thought crossed my mind: "How the hell did AlphaNova cause that black hole to appear in flash game!?"The basilisk, Kathinja, ignored Gilbert and told him that she's busy because none of her students are going to class. Damn straight, school's for fools! Ahem, anyways, Gilbert approached me and said that if he could get her students to attend school again she'll probably go out with him. And of course, he asked for my help again. Well... I kinda felt bad for kicking him off the ship so I accepted. As I went to find the students, my line of thought crossed my mind: "I should teach AlphaNova some facts about leather."After using various illegal methods involving blackmailing counseling, drugs candies, and torturing sweet talking, I managed to convince all the students that school is "fun or whatever". Feeling a little dead inside, I head back to Gilbert. He was standing near the outskirts of town talking with Kathinja again. The basilisk was happy that her students are back, but she doesn't remember that she would promise Gilbert to go out with him. She started walking away but the centaur insisted. "I'll turn you to stone if you don't back off" she said. Gilbert replied that he doesn't mind being a stone for her. Kathinja smirked, and with a flash the lively centaur is now a lifeless, albeit beautiful, statue. As Kathinja leaves, one line of thought crossed my mind: "I wonder if AlphaNova thinks that mountains are nice."I wasn't exactly sure what to do with the centaur statue, but I do know that leaving it there would freak the hell out of people. I remembered that the queen of the city is an art collector, so I took the statue there and sold it to her for a pretty steep price. I finally got some form of reward for all my troubles! Woohoo! to be continued
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AlphaNova
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My thunderbolt will pierce the heavens! Row row fight the powah.
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Post by AlphaNova on Jan 3, 2013 22:44:19 GMT -5
IT'S STILL NOT FINISHED?!
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Zura
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So I jumped above him, and I sh*t you not, he foot dived me with his head!
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Post by Zura on Jan 9, 2013 1:42:49 GMT -5
A couple of days later, I went to the mines to visit some good friends of mine. While writing poetry together, the mines was struck by a miniature earthquake. The diggers wasted no time to go find something to block the landslide from getting into their turf. It took them surprisingly fast, and when I checked what they got, lo and behold, it was Gilbert's statue. How they hell did they manage get it off the Queen? The bears celebrated over their triumph, and we all went to the city of endless night to release some steam. As we headed over there, one line of thought crossed my mind: "AlphaNova would probably be voiced by Yuri Lowenthal."As I sat there with the bears, I remembered that Monique lived nearby. After seeing Gilbert like that, I thought that I should tell her what happened to him. Not that it's her problem or anything I guess, but I did it anyway. When she heard about Gilbert, she made a confounded face... and said that it's none of her business. She then said that she could use another vacation, and headed for the beach. As I followed along, one line of thought crossed my mind: "I can see AlphaNova being good in Dance Dance Revolution 3rd Mix."When I arrived at the beach, I headed for Elle's birdcage and found Monique and Elle already conversing to each other. It appears Monique does still care for the poor centaur, and asked Elle whether or not she knows any spell that could break the stone curse. As she asked, Flameshe appeared near the pool, and told Monique that she still doesn't get what everyone sees in that "loser". Before setting off however, the mermaid told Monique that she does know a spell that could help Gilbert, albeit she'll only say it once. As she told Monique and Elle the spell, one line of thought crossed my mind: "I wonder if AlphaNova can finish Limbo?"Goddamn it was a long spell, Elle and Monique complained too but Flameshe said that's all she's gonna give us. Fair enough. I took Monique to the mines to see Gilbert, and did the magic/chanting/whatever the hell it's suppose to be: “Heavens bless the earth with life-giving showers of rain. The ancient memories of Mother Earth fill our souls with bliss. Know the truth that is the ultimate tower of energy for all.” How cheesy, but for all it's worth it actually worked. The two seemed happy to be together, and I left the two lovebirds alone. As I headed home, finally released from these chain of events, one final thought crossed my mind: "AlphaNova is a n00b."The End
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AlphaNova
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My thunderbolt will pierce the heavens! Row row fight the powah.
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Post by AlphaNova on Jan 9, 2013 1:53:07 GMT -5
F you!
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Post by Byulli on Jan 9, 2013 17:05:21 GMT -5
Dun dun dun......
Nova, are you still actually reading these?
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Post by Fox on Jan 10, 2013 22:11:20 GMT -5
I had this really weird dream last night. I want to an amusement park with friends from school. But we got there at nine and only had until noon to finish riding the rides. I rode a rollacoaster and then went to walk around and relax cause i knew we had plenty of time left. we came across this ride called skull mountain. its like an indoor rollocoaster. my friends wanted to go on it so we did. then it ended up being this awesome virtual rollocaoster and at the top of the ride, you can parachute off like a solider. it was awesomme! but when we got off, it was way past noon (three pm) and we spazzed and ran back to the buses. the teachers were just chillin there waiting for us and all the other students were just staring at us from inside the buses..it was a really cool but weird dream. (:
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AlphaNova
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My thunderbolt will pierce the heavens! Row row fight the powah.
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Post by AlphaNova on Jan 11, 2013 0:40:27 GMT -5
@byulli yes i was.
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AlphaNova
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My thunderbolt will pierce the heavens! Row row fight the powah.
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Post by AlphaNova on Feb 4, 2014 6:07:33 GMT -5
MY CHAT BOARD!!!!!!!
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Post by guest on Mar 14, 2014 19:52:50 GMT -5
test
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